He Forgot The GODDAMN x

Alright, yet again I have no clue when this was posted. This is one of my favorites just because Dracula is in it.

hi this is shankdaddyx you may know me as the monster hunter who slayed numberous ammounts of these vile species types but that isnt the point. i am calling to discuss an eary encounter i had in the woods in my backyard. i was back there raking leaves because my mom wanted me to do it when suddenly i heard bright lights and saw a flute like sound. i looked up in the sky you know so i could see what the racket was all about. there it was in the sky a big saucer. i grabbed the big saucer to see if there was milk but wait no i didnt because IT WASNT ONE OF THOSE TYPES OF SAUCERS IT WAS A SPACE SAUCER FROM SPACE. i was amazed by this monstrosity because it made gleep gleep noises because it was high tech i think that was why. anyways the gigant saucer landed on the earth and instantly all the flowers around it became big flowers i think because of the alienness. anyways the big door opened and out stepped this alien like alien i think. i cant really describe it but i will describe it it was 12.4 feet long and at least 50 two feet in diameter. he was a skinny fellow and his eyes were like these big eyes. it said "hello shankdaddyx i am from planent yerger and im here to study humans and well how do i say this I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU" oh no i was pretty intimmydated by that evil comment. "no you foreigner i wont let you do it im shankdaddyx and if i leave the monsters will come back" i growled at him and got on my hands and knees. "well shankdaddyx i got news for you I AM A F'N MONSTER" and the alien took off his head but wait it wasnt his head it was a goddamn mask. count dracula was under that thing. "blaa shankdaddy" he blaaed. "you forgot the x you evil demon" i said back but didnt blaa. "no one forgets the x in my name and now i will defeet you like i defeeted the other dracula grr" i said. "shankdaddyx i am the other dracula from under your bed you never defeeted me hahahahaha blaa blaa BLAA" he blaaed.

well anyways what should i do im waiting for draculas evil next move and i have to destroy this beast otherwise the hole earth is doomed