what are some scariest ghost stories you heard
man oh man i have heard some rootin tootin ones before 
in the past and the present. i heard some scary scary ones 
on this board but i heard big bad scary ones off board too 
as a matter of fact no where near a board more like near 
people and campfires. well the campfires had wood in them 
but that is not in board form. ok anyways there was this 
old man living in this old abandoned building. the building 
was very creepy like but not very creepy. anyways he lived 
all alone his wife had died in bookcase accident many long 
yeard ago and he been living alone ever since. he had kids
but they moved away and he didnt like them at all so he didnt 
let them come to his house if they would try he'd get on 
front porch and swing broom like a wild man. anyways late 
at night he'd have these crazy dreams involving his wife. 
he'd see the bookcase and from under it he heard muffled 
mufflers of the wife of his saying. "larry larry you must 
avenge me booooooo whoooooooooo boooooooooooo" all scary 
and windy like. his name was larry you see so he knew she 
was talking to him unless it was a different larry like his 
son larry jr or his son larry. anyways larry would see her 
in his dreams and she was all disfigured because a bookcase 
fell on her and the webster book hit her in the face and now 
she knows all the words in the dictionary but her face is 
full of word like words. larry would awake all wet and sweaty 
from scary dream sometimes his bed would be soaked with urine 
like liquids. he was so scared one night he woke up in a hiffy 
and looked up and saw the ghost floating above him. it was his 
wife marvina. "larry larry you havent avenged me yet so now i will 
avenge youuuuuuuuuuu" the big piece of crap said. "but i am not dead
 yet how will i be avenged" and she said "i will kill you hahahaa" 
and laughed evil like. i heard all of this and ran in the door. 
"larry you gotta escape shes a ghost a superior being" i said. 
"shankdaddyx what are you doing-nooooooooooo" he yelped but it 
was too late the ghost killed him.