The FIRST Post

The One That Started It All

Okay, I do not know the exact date this was posted, but it caught me by surprise, as I was one of the first to read it. I almost pissed myself laughing, and as more people commented, Shankdaddyx only got funnier. Read for yourself

The other day i was outside in the dark when i heard strange noises coming from the abandoned house in the woods in my backyard. i crept through the trees very sneaky like and saw that there was this super paranormal light in the window of the abandoned house in the woods in my backyard. i was very scared but i wasn't scared so i opened the door and walked into the abandoned house in the woods in my backyard. when i got in i saw the scary things in there and i almost just lost it. the bats were everywhere and on the ground were skulls and tattered remains of some sort of clothing type material. i think it was human skin so i didnt touch it. but then the paranomalist thing happened. i looked up at the stairs and saw this monster like creature on the top of the stairs in the abandoned house in the woods in my backyard! it had these glowing beedy red beady eyes and i saw that this monster was not happy at all. the monsterous monster glared at me and i knew that i was in place i should not be in place. i glared right back at that monster AND SAID "HEY YOU GET OUT" but he didnt listen. he stomped down those big stairs and i just let go. after i was done my pants were soaked. i was so scared i turned around and ran out of the door but the door was locked so i didnt do any running so i was still trapped. i closed my eyes and hoped it would open but i heard the big old monster grunting and walking down the stair so i PUSHED THE DOOR OPEN WITH MY BARE HANDS and i ran out of the abandoned house in the woods in my backyard. i ran back to my house and i can still see that paranormal light in the abandoned house in the woods in my backyard.

After he posted this, many people kept asking what happened next, and it didn't take long for Shankdaddyx to come back with this..

ok i tell you EXACTLY what happened. i grabbed my axe and my flashlight and my ax and i ran out to that there abandoned house in the woods in my backyards. i saw that paranormal light in the window again and i knew the big monster was there. i opened the door WITH MY BARE HANDS and barged in there ready to battle some monsters. on the floor was a note. it said dear shankdaddyx i know u try to kill me but i am too much of monster to let you hahahahahahahaha. i thought i was reading it but then i realized SOMEONE WAS SAYING IT THERE WAS NO NOTE OH MY GOD! i turned around and saw the monster he was at least 13 feet tall with eyes like the devil. i was so scared a lot but then i said you know what I AIN'T SCARED. i grabbed that monster and shook him up real good like. he said stop but i said NO YOU MONSTER I WILL DEFEET YOU. the monster growled monster-like and grabbed me. SOON HE WAS SHAKING ME AND NOT VICE VERSA. i knew that there monster got the best of me so i had to get out. the door was locked though. the monster kept shaking me but i tried for the door BUT IT WAS LOCKED. the door was locked though. the monster kept shaking me but i tried for the door BUT IT WAS LOCKED. when i saw the monster glaring i know i had to fight back. USING BARE HANDS I RIPPED THE DOOR OPEN AND RAN OUT. the monster won again but i aint scared im going back.

People now started to make fun of him , but that didn't stop him from keeping us informed...

ok guys i ventured out into the dark darkness once again. it didnt go any better. when i got to the door it was bordered shut. i dont think i could have gotten in but luck for me i had my hammer with me. i crushed the boards with it easy like. the boards were crumplered so they were easy broken. this monsterous like monster was trying to send me a massage. BUT I WASNT LISTENING. I HAD TO GET THIS THING. i walked right into that darn house and once again there was the human flesh on the ground. i stepped over it though because it was old news. the paranormal light was still super mega bright almost blindedly. i waved my hands to cover the light and it did not succeed. the monster was walking down those same stairs again. "HEY YOU I SAID GET OUT OF HERE shankdaddyx" the monster yelled and grunted. i grunted back "NO I AM HERE TO DESTROY YOU" and i grunted. the monster who was about 16 feet in length just took big steps toward me again but I DIDNT BACK DOWN OK. he grabbed me but i easily dodgeded it. i ran past him up the stairs. but oh no. one of them broke. my foot got stuck. i was worried. the monster turned around. he grunted "NOW I GOT YOU" and started back up them big stairs with those monster steps. i screamed but not like a girl more like a manly man and with all my might AND A LITTLE HELP FROM MY BARE HANDS I RIPPEDED MY LEG CLEAN OFF OF MY LEG. I MEAN MY FOOT. i then grabbed my foot so i can sew it on later. i havent yet it still in freezer but that another story. anyways i ran at the monster down the stairs but since i had one foot i tripped and rolled down all fast. i tripped the monster on the legs and he fell right on me MAN OH MAN HE IS A BIG. it hurt but not too much hurt. "NOW YOU GONNA GET IT" he grunted all grunt like. i was too fast for him tho. he try getting up WHAM I PULL HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING shankdaddyx" he said but i did not reply i was concentrating. i used my might to PUSH HIM OFF ME and then i high tailed it out of there. i had to repair my leg i mean my foot. now i am repairing it. i am adding laser beams to make it stronger.

The following posts were comebacks aimed at his detractors

stupid? well until you been face to face with a monster like the monster i been face to face with then you shouldnt be TALKING"

sorry kid but you must never have been in dangerous situation. when you in dangerous situation you adrenoline JUST GETS PUMPING AND YOU DO AMAZING FEATS OF AMAZING.

Now Shankdaddyx was getting fed up with this monster, so he really let him have it...

i decided to be tough about this one. i carried a boomer box with me and i was blasting the baddest (meaning the goodest for all of you who are not up on the gangsta talk like me) rapper in the world. MASTER P. i was bout it bout and braking off something as i waltzed into the abandoned house in the woods in my backyard. this time there was a note on the door saying "dear shankdaddyx i know you coming for me but im ready" i looked behind me quick like to make sure the voice reading it was my brain and not the monster. lucky i was good so i opened the door it was unlocked. i turned up some hoody hoo and the whole room was just ghetto after that. no monster could scare me.

This was one of his last posts in this topic, he was mad at everyone for not believing him, and I don't blame him...

ok guys i am a changed man. obviously its obvious you dont believe me. well boo hoo. thats not my fault. i know what i go through. you dont know what i go through. i do. i cant do anything about it. the monster still lurks menacingly like. it will never change. no matter how many times i tell him off i find note under my bed that says "hey guess what shankdaddyx I'M STILL HERE" my triast has been fruitless. it has been a waste of time but and yet i still strive on. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT I GO THROUGH OK. I AM DONE WITH ALL OF YOU.